she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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