i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
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I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize