i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
only you would photoshop your dick
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I love having hate sex.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
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