hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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