Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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