I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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