Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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