sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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