Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
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i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
organizing the empties. That sober.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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