He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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