My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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