white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
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