I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Already got asked if we're dating
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
