either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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