i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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