so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just high enough for therapy.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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