No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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