Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
The beers last night were like the tears from god
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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