Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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