walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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