I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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