I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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