this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
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I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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