My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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porn star boner night. come get it.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize