No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Randomize
