Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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