I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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