this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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