Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize