only if we run a train.
done.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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