her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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