i don't like sucking hair
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
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I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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