I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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