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This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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