It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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