She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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