I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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