You work out of a Hotel?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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