spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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