Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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