Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
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I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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