playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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