this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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