Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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