I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
