Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize