The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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