I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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