i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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