I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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