i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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