I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
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It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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