I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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