I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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