found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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