My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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